Transaction Report: 4/20 Edition

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In it for the money, The Dummy Hoyas dropped: Jeremy Accardo, Troy Percival, Franklin Morales, Joe Saunders, Bobby "Bing" Crosby, Manny Parra, Jonathan Octavian Sanchez, Dana "Barrett" Eveland, Nate "LooseTooth" McLouth, Christian Guzman, Manny Parra (again!), Jeff Niemann, and Shaun Marcum.

Replacing 'em? How about: Joe Saunders, Dana Eveland, Bobby Crosby, Cliff "Spaceman" Lee, Jeff Niemann, Jonathan O. Sanchez, Shaun Marcum, Nate McLouth, Christian Guzman, Manny Parra, Scott Olsen, Mike Pelfrey, and Mike Jacobs.

The Hoyas are clearly the hardest working team in fantasy baseball on either side of the Mississippi. They are going to earn the fuck out of our pot.

Grade: The Chronic

Le Fleur de Fragile, alter ego to the plural of the english variety, dropped Joe Borowski. They didn't do anything else. No replacement.

Grade: English Breakfast mixed with some oregano

The Medford Crackers parted ways with Matt Garza, Chad Cordero, Scot Shields, and Eric Gagne. They're replacements, Chad Cordero, Nick Johnson, Eric Gagne and Nate McLouth. Not quite as incestuous as the Bastards but it's up there.

Grade: Acapulco Gold

Mookie Dribblers--who sound like a distant cousin of the Wookiee Squirts, come to think of it--replaced Eric Gagne, JJ Hardy, Kyle Lohse, Jose Contreras, Justin Speier, and Peter Moylan with Kyle Lohse, Jose Contreras, Justin Speier, Peter Moylan, Joe Blanton, and Manny Acosta. Gagne's been passed around a lot.

Grade: AK-47

Somerville Squires moved Ryan Doumit and Ubaldo Jimenez to take on Greg Smith and Ryan Dempster. Dempster might be a shrewd pick provided the Cubs offense continues to run on diesel.

Grade: Standard Issue

The Sal Buteras dropped Orlando Cabrera, Jeff Francis, and Milton Bradley for Jhonny Peralta, Joe Saunders, and Jason Kubel.

Grade: Standard Issue

Chronic slackers, The Wookiee Squirts dropped Carlos Quentin for Gabe "Welcome Back" Kapler.

Grade: Stems and Seeds